Hello Hoomans.

Cypress is one year old. That’s in Hooman years, not doggie years.  I’ve been going to that office for a whole year now. I’ve learned ‘Max Stop’, ‘Max Sit’, ‘Max Hush’, ‘Max Get out of the Trash’.  I also learned that when they say that, they still like to rub my head, and I know that sometimes when they are grumpy, they just need a little extra love.  That’s when I lick them really hard and make them laugh. They never stay mad at me for long.

This Cypress thing is cool.  All my best doggie friends like it. This time they are really gonna like the doggie treats.  We taste tested it, and it’s good. Especially the peanut buttery stuff. I’m looking forward to what it will be next issue.

But I do have an issue at the office.  There’s this coon that comes up. They’ve named it.  What do you do when it’s your job to bark at it? And they named it, they really gave it a name.  Woof! This is a real problem.

Please email me at Max@cypressmag.com if you have ideas for my problem!